im at the doctors office haven’t been to in years and im learning that this rug, these sofas and this art on the walls is likely much older than I am

Neil Cicierega - Friends
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rachellesierra:

casper-high:

Neil Cicierega - Friends

This mashup is 10 seconds long and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

this thing is the best thing

prettytooweird:

charmancler:

is anyone in fall out boy aging

they found the cure to growing older

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verylittlebird:

"he’s has his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box". 
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

verylittlebird:

"he’s has his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

hey dude how bigs the penis
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you ever seen a locust in real life?

notxam:

see you, LA (at Bob Hope International Airport (Burbank, CA))

I thought this was a bunch of Magic land cards

notxam:

see you, LA (at Bob Hope International Airport (Burbank, CA))

I thought this was a bunch of Magic land cards

im a fuckboy AMA

I wanna do what kiki’s doing rn but im not saying bc what if my MUM reads this blog

in a week im setting off for 3 weeks travelling across Europe with some of my oldest friends what the fuck is up

I wonder if all of these new deathrattle cards will make running the silence cards in priest decks more viable

viable but its tough to say

actaully yeah bc some of the cards have really negative effects, (i wont mention what exactly bc spoilers)

but i expect we’ll see a lot more self-silencing, like what sometimes happens to ancient watchers and venture co’s at the minute