last night I dreamt a girl liked me so that’s how im doing

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

frankensteinfanclub:

nevertheless-emmerson:

frankensteinfanclub:

Anyone that uses your grasp of the English language as an indicator of your intelligence is probably a racist

Ok but it’s a very good gauge

No it’s not and you’re probably a racist

antifeministmemes:

People who use a lack of education to justify subjecting poor people to poverty are fucking revolting. They’ve invented a system wherein poor people cannot obtain a quality education because they are poor and then they use that lack of education to justify their continued poverty. It’s self-sustaining, vile, oppressive, and a fundamental tenet of modern American conservativism.

sussexlock:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead

this reminds me of when we were in ihop and the waiter held went to take my glass and i just shook his hand like it was the most normal thing in the world
that was a time

i brought my gamecube controller to work bc i knew i was passing through gamesoc on the way home and i took the gamble on whether they’d have melee

and you know what 

i wrecked some dudes with peach because peach is a frilled war machine

things about dota 

  • v fun 
  • best game ever
  • im glad a single game makes me absolutely exhausted bc otherwise i wouldnt do anything else

you ever start winding up the cable of your gamecube controller and then the plug flips round and nails you in the balls because

dudleyworl:

Grid 4 lyfe #⃣

dudleyworl:

Grid 4 lyfe #⃣

WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

futurefantasticisdead:

Film Parallels: Thunderball (1965) / GoldenEye (1995)

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flightcub:

coyotelips:

littlefroggies:

typette:

psycosis91:

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HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME

christ on a cracker

okay everything is perfect

this is just as perfect as i thought it would be