if a lamp was invisible would it still emit light

release an album where all the tracks are titled nonsensical four letter combinations so everyone thinks itunes is being a dickhole

the tallest man on earth is playing in the next town over tomorrow and i cant fucking go but thankfully if i climb on my roof i can see him towering above the venue

“steak”

“i want steak”

“what’s this?”

“chicken?”

“that’s fucked up”

“oh my god that so fucked up”

“do you not see how fucked up that is”

catpriest:

I don’t want to speak too soon but I think I’ve found the perfect pet

catpriest:

I don’t want to speak too soon but I think I’ve found the perfect pet

weve been to the moon and we dont know every animal yet i hate humans

an open letter to Liquids

thank you for splashing against the camera in almost every cartoon opening sequence, giving the animators an easy place to transition, life wouldn’t be the same without you

sincerely, a person

harrytomlomsom:

if you had to, would you accidentally eat a bug

an open letter to those hairs right there
thank you for curling so elegantly on my forehead, perfectly encircling the spot there, you didn’t really need to bother seeing as the spot has placed itself in the dead center of my face but your efffort and attention to detail is appreciated

an open letter to those hairs right there
thank you for curling so elegantly on my forehead, perfectly encircling the spot there, you didn’t really need to bother seeing as the spot has placed itself in the dead center of my face but your efffort and attention to detail is appreciated

beyoncevevo:

evolution

beyoncevevo:

evolution