December 2011
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Greetings, mortals
greennipples:
Hmm, it seems my possession has been successful, for now anyway.
Soon phase two can begin…
Me and face are gonna just party all night
greennipples:
Haha, face, you’re so crazy! What’re you doing up there?
Uhm… face? Mate, you’re starting to…
JESUS CHRIST, FACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP IT, PLEASE, STOP IT!
SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP, HE’S-
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why doesn’t everyone follow dominic?
a warning
do not watch 5 centimetres per second and then listen to iron & wine.
you will suddenly be incredibly unsatisfied at the lack of romance in your life.
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plainwithpurpose replied to your chat: from downstairs
Look at my blog for some great 5 centimeters per second gifs.
Jesus, I KNOW, they’re what made me watch it.
It’s so pretty.
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from downstairs
Mum: Haz whatcha up to?
Me: Watching a movie.
Mum: What movie
Me: 5 centimeters per second.
Mum: ??? Come and watch alan carr
Me: Nooooooo.
what are you doing don’t read this
my new years resolution is to stop being such a fuck and maybe hate myself a little less
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New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012
meganamram:
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People Remembrance League (white people have been extinct since 2021, you are an exotic mixture of brown and Asian and...
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lorewren:
So, I mentioned this before Christmas, but since it’s coming up soon I’ll mention it again
We’re going to be throwing A VERY BUTTASS NEW YEAR’S PARTY
Dressing up nicely is welcome and encouraged
Spread the word
I hope to see you all there!
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out of 1920 songs to choose from my iTunes shuffled to The New Year by DCFC.
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joshishollywood:
I hope when Jen and I have our actual first fight it’s a physical brawl and she has to outrun me as I bear down on her but I can’t turn as quickly and before I know what hit me she’s behind me somehow and she’s got me by the tail and we spin around and around and around and she hammertosses me into one of the four bombs situated around the arena and then I tell her off in a nice...
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joshua, that reblog of yours was my 5,555th post.
feel special.
joshua-rodriguez:
The nickname “the dark knight” would be way cooler if batman was actually knight and not a man dressed in a bat costume
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it’s astounding how utterly bored i have become with the world of harry potter
my friend is going away to egypt for a week tonight and we asked me to put some good stuff on his ipod.
he now has All Day, all of my Tom Milsom, Mountain Goats and Watsky.
he’s gonna have a good time.
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i keep doing this cloud thing for different months and the only name i mention other than my own is Alex.
i don’t know how to feel about this
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if you don’t like at least one Brand New album then what is wrong with you?
iTunes shuffling from Girl Talk to Brand New is pretty jarring.
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thefourofclubs replied to your photo: someone make tumblr give me back my ask…
Its probably because youre using that hack
but seriously, the only way i can easily tell i have a new message is because off a missing e feature.
i’ve disabled missng e and it’s still not there.
but seriously, ricky, we get it
you think religion is dumb
you’ve written a book about it
you’ve made a movie about it
you’ve done a show about it
sh
strawbiery:
Ricky Gervais reads “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth”
Ricky Gervais throws book across room, stomps on it hard several times whilst yelling at it to stop lying to him
Stephen Merchant shifts awkwardly in his seat
bekkicanflyy:
harrytomlomsom replied to your post: sooo I’m having a party tonight. you’re all…
i wish. i have literally nothing to do.
you should come! i could see if i could get someone to pick you up from the station
i wish i could but there’s no way i’ll be able to. plus there’s a very very slim chance that i might be going out.
axereels:
Chances are the more aggressively defensive a fan is of a band the more they suck
\m/
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Anonymous asked: Describe the perfect girl?
christ alex is so goddam happy
stop it you’re making me jealous
but no don’t it’s adorable
forwardquest:
I was going to change my URL, but someone already took holypeaches
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masterkathy:
No Harry, not murder! No. I need a semi-romantic but mostly just terrible poem. Preferably three to five lines short lines long.
Can you do it?
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